By Alex Alvarez
Contour my life.
Lining up all your lipsticks by color, just to see ’em looking all pretty ‘n shit.
Organizing and reorganizing your entire makeup collection because it’s actually FUN for you.
Everything is so neat and pretty and MINE.
Wanting to be friends with someone based on their eyeliner skills alone.
This is obviously someone I need to know.
Shedding real tears whenever a beloved product gets discontinued.
Bring back that eye shadow primer, Ulta. You know the one.
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