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49 “Friends” Quotes For When You Need An Instagram Caption

By Krystie Lee Yandoli

When you're trying to be snarky:

“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.”

When you’re trying to be snarky:

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1. “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”
2. “Just so you know: it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!”
3. “Ah, humor based on my pain.”
4. “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
5. “Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.”
6. “No uterus, no opinion.”
7. “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”
8. “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”
9. “Asel!”
10. “I have to go before I put your head through a wall.”
11. “I don’t even have a ‘pla.'”
12. “You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

When you want to gram your food:

NBC / Via Netflix

13. “I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.”
15. “The fridge broke so I had to eat everything.”
16. “Custard, good! Jam, good! Meat, good!”
17. “Sitting in your stupid coffee house, with your stupid big cups, which, I’m sorry, might as well have nipples on them!”
18. “Here come the meat sweats…”
19. “Joey doesn’t share food!”
20. “You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.”
21. “You threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?”

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